50 Page McGee came very close to stealing the day with his "God's a Springsteen fan" shtick but the Devil made me go with Handsome Stan for the following unholy trifecta -
This one is catchy:
I am the devil I'm also on the level Rock out and revel
This one is clever:
Santa and Satan Both red. Both descend in fire. Similarities...
And this one is both mean spirited and hilarious:
Play Ozzy backwards - Retard sounds more retarded I've got the message
Congratulations evil Handsome One!
posted by Johnny Sweatpants at 11:32 AM on Jun 18, 2009
"Satanic Haiku Results !!!"
6 Comments -
Rockin like Dokken! Thanks, JSP! It was a HELL of a topic.
I did personally like Julie's "She sits next to me" haiku, and I also think JPX is going to hell for that Pope one.
Does this mean I should do God next week?
June 18, 2009 2:20 PM
Julie's haiku was indeed great and it makes me want to learn more about her co-worker. Story please?
June 18, 2009 3:09 PM
Yes, I definitely want to hear about this evil co-worker of hers.
Congrats HS you are the ultimate evil one.
June 18, 2009 4:31 PM
congratulations handsome stan!
June 18, 2009 6:11 PM
jerk.
June 19, 2009 6:48 AM
Hmmm... could it be Handsome SATAN?!?!?!
June 19, 2009 12:49 PM