You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat.
I don't care for the way you're speaking.
I don't care for the way your company left me in fucking nowhere with keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. I didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car right fucking now.
July 30, 2007 8:46 AM
[Image] From thesuperficial, 61-year-old Steve Martin married his 35-year-old writer girlfriend Anne Stringfield over the weekend. The wedding took place at Steve's LA home, and Steve was sporting his Inspector Clouseau mustache from the upcoming Pink Panther sequel. When asked what it felt like to marry a woman 26 years younger than him, Martin screamed "Oh, yeaah!!" and gave everybody high fives.
"Neil Page gets married"
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I know we've been down this road before - we still love him, even through all the family movie tripe and bad remakes...
*sigh*
July 30, 2007 7:56 AM
Planes, Trains is one of my favorite comedies - Johnny and I quote it to each other constantly!
July 30, 2007 7:58 AM
"If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the jon and watch you take a leak!"
July 30, 2007 8:14 AM
"I was born a poor black child."
July 30, 2007 8:32 AM
How may I help you?
You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile
off your rosy fucking cheeks.
Then give me a fucking automobile.
A fucking Datsun,
a fucking Toyota,
a fucking Buick.
Four fucking wheels and a seat.
I don't care for the way you're speaking.
I don't care for the way
your company left me in fucking nowhere with keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there.
I didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway
and across a fucking runway
to get back here to have you smile
at my fucking face.
I want a fucking car
right fucking now.
July 30, 2007 8:46 AM