I do feel bad for the poor suck. Clearly he had the shittiest parents on the planet who used him like a dishwasher. (Sorry, that's the only appliance I can think of right now.)
Still, I never grew out of my yearning to pinch his cheeks. And maybe give him a much deserved noogie.
Well of course the guy has temper tantrums, he got married and still can't get laid.
And yeah, "I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any" evoked my sympathies, too. I'd guess it's impossible to avoid that outlook when your parents treat you like a dish...rag. Something with dishes.
This quote is weird: "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh.'"
Although julie's comment just made me choke on my coffe from laughing!
April 26, 2008 6:01 AM
[Image] LOS ANGELES (AP) - The honeymoon is over for Gary Coleman and his new bride.
The 40-year-old actor and his 22-year-old wife, Shannon Price, are set to appear on TV's "Divorce Court" on May 1 and 2. The couple wed in August after meeting on the set of the 2006 comedy "Church Ball."
Among the problems the pair discusses with Judge Lynn Toler are Coleman's anger and intimacy issues. Coleman and Price agree they have "ugly" monthly fights.
"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does," Price says, according to a transcript of the show obtained by The Associated Press. "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too."
Coleman says he gets frustrated because "the male is always the bad guy."
"When I try to state my case or explain things to her or try to get her to understand my point of view," Coleman says, "my point of view doesn't matter."
Price also complains that Coleman has no friends and inexplicably disappears from home in the middle of the night. When Toler presses him, Coleman admits he is negative.
"I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any," he says. "People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. (They're) only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you."
Coleman went on to describe the couple's private life as "mediocre."
"It's not her fault," he says. "I always feel like I have the weight of the world on my shoulders every day I get up. ... There are days I don't even want to get up."
"Who would've predicted this? Oh yeah, EVERYONE"
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how long before we see him on dr. phil?
April 25, 2008 11:47 AM
I do feel bad for the poor suck. Clearly he had the shittiest parents on the planet who used him like a dishwasher. (Sorry, that's the only appliance I can think of right now.)
Still, I never grew out of my yearning to pinch his cheeks. And maybe give him a much deserved noogie.
No not those cheeks, perv.
April 25, 2008 2:21 PM
Well of course the guy has temper tantrums, he got married and still can't get laid.
And yeah, "I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any" evoked my sympathies, too. I'd guess it's impossible to avoid that outlook when your parents treat you like a dish...rag. Something with dishes.
This quote is weird: "He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh.'"
"Meehhhh?"
April 25, 2008 3:27 PM
The weight of the world on his little shoulders is just not fair.
April 25, 2008 4:08 PM
The whole thing is pretty sad.
Although julie's comment just made me choke on my coffe from laughing!
April 26, 2008 6:01 AM