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"Cameron forges into an alien, on-budget world"

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Blogger Octopunk said...

Wait, does the soldier switch sides because he falls in love with one of the Gollum-like aliens? Eeeewwww.

January 09, 2007 12:48 PM

Blogger Jordan said...

I'm sick of all the "big special projects" he's always working on.

January 10, 2007 4:18 AM

Blogger JPX said...

I'm just happy he's getting away from water.

January 10, 2007 4:24 AM

Blogger Jordan said...

Because:

1) He's always standing there holding some kind of equipment, ready to brag about how many pixels he's shoved up his ass this time or how much it cost to build the entire continent of Atlantis in a tank somewhere or to actually fly Bill Paxton to the moon

2) He's usually wearing a wet suit

3) They inevitably refer to "Titanic" and throw those box office numbers and hyperbolic adjectives at you

4) None of the stuff he's talking about ever actually arrives in theaters or on TV

5) He's actually just the director of Piranha II: The Spawning (1981)

6) He can't get through an interview without darkly hinting that "film is over" or "movies are about to completely change into a certain number of pixels I can shove up my own ass"

January 10, 2007 4:26 AM

Blogger Jordan said...

He did discover Alba, though.

January 10, 2007 7:55 AM

Blogger Octopunk said...

Well, that doesn't buy him too much street cred. Now it's partly his fault how much movie FF sucks.

January 10, 2007 8:21 AM

Blogger 50PageMcGee said...

obviously it's less cameron's fault than the guy who discovered ioan gruffud. much less, at that, than the guy who named ioan gruffud.

January 10, 2007 2:10 PM

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