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My favorite jokes. (The Internet calls them dad-jokes. Meh.) What is brown and sticky?
A stick.

What did the wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner.

How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a see-saw.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in a tree?
Because they are so good at it.

How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why did the spider go to college?
She wanted to be a web designer.

What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt.

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