Denney Crane

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Law
Occupation	Scorekeeper
Location	Denial... in Egypt, Texas, United States
Introduction	My mind has been eaten away by Mad Cow disease. I have been accused of being an outspoken, insane, eccentric, chauvinistic, patriotic, Hitleristic, hypocritical, idiotic, manipulative, prejudiced, bigoted, racist, homophobic, cracker honkey white boy religican who would enjoy nothing more than watching murderers, rapists and pedophiles thrown into a pen with hungry lions. (as long as no lions are hurt in the process). I am possessed by some form of demon which creates my passion for conservative values. I believe the Holy Bible is the inspired word of God: and all that implies. I believe the phrases "politically correct" & "criminal justice" are oxymorons. I believe the words "can't" and "try" don't belong in the American English language. "In God We Trust" belongs on our money! My ideas and opinions may be unpopular, but don't discount them just because you disagree! We've all been wrong.
Interests	Smoking cigars, Drinking on balconies, Having sleepovers, Reading between the lines, Feeding the hungry, Educating the ignorant, Arming victims, Electrocuting liars, Lobotomizing liberals, Killing radical muslims/jihadists, Standing up for what I believe, Properly punishing the guilty (No matter what color or political party...even the nice guys who everyone likes)

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

It's obvious the knife split a spoon to create the fork. Creation continues to thrive from forking.