Eric

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Introduction R. Eric VanNewkirk was an attorney in a public defender's office for a quarter century. Now he's sometimes writing maybe, sometimes playing guitar maybe, doing what he can with what he has left.
Interests Gaming, Music, History, Writing, RPGs, Science, SF, Horror, Computers, Photography
Favorite Movies Star Wars, The Good The Bad And The Ugly, Brazil, This Is Spinal Tap, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid, The Sting, The Big Lebowski, A Hard Day's Night, Night Of The Living Dead, Dr. Strangelove, Citizen Kane, La Cité Des Enfants Perdus
Favorite Music Pink Floyd, Sigur Rós, Wilco, Miles Davis, Violent Femmes, U2, R.E.M., David Bowie, Camper Van Beethoven, Nina Simone, Kate Bush, Bruce Springsteen, Freddie Hubbard, Radiohead, P.J. Harvey, Emmylou Harris, Bob Dylan, Neil Young, Nick Cave
Favorite Books Libra, White Noise, The Lord Of The Rings, Ubik, Valis, Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Escape? I have food, water, privacy, and a slinky. Why the hell would I want to escape? Oh, right, for bathroom stuff. Is there a bucket in the well? 'Cause I could use the bucket for bathroom stuff and stay down here in the well. There is? Sweet!