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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Ninja Turtle |
| Location | The Carolinas, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a fun loving guy with a sometimes twisted sense of humor. Other times I'm more boring than watching paint dry. Really depends on what mood you catch me in. |
| Interests | Anything and everything, just as long as it doesn't get me arrested, maimed, or killed. |
| Favorite Movies | Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Back to the Future II, Fight Club, Girls Gone Wild 18, Boondock Saints, The Matrix, The Notebook |
| Favorite Music | 80s, Rap, Alternative, Rock, Pop, Classical, Soul, Jazz, Trance, emo, Arena Rock, Monster Ballads, Gregorian Chanting |
| Favorite Books | 1984, The DaVinci Code, Animal Farm, Rich Dad-Poor Dad, Brave New World, Where's Waldo, Have A Nice Day, The Great Gatsby |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Escape? Hell, do you realize the amount of fun that I could have in that well? Toss in Vida Guerra and TiVo and I'm saying forever.