Patrick J. Fitzgerald

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Law Enforcement or Security
Occupation Very Special Counsel
Location U.S. Attorney On Assignment - WDC, Illinois, United States
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Introduction Think Globally Prosecute Locally - I grew up in Flatbush, kept my nose clean, went to law school. Now that I am in Chicago and D.C. I have found that the rampant graft and corruption to be a travesty - a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. ---Favorite quote --- "Conditional love is an oxymoron." - Yours truly
Interests Prosecuting evil doers, rugby, origami, 120 hour work weeks. Shouting "Faux Faux Faux, Merry Fitzmas!" as I pass out indictments.
Favorite Movies 12 Angry Men, Inherit the Wind, To Kill A Mockingbird, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Presumed Innocent, Witness for the Prosecution, All the President's Men, Kung Fu Hustle, Kiki and the Haole, and Goonies.
Favorite Music Jimi Hendrix, Neil Young, Bruce Springsteen, Doors, Frank Zappa, Led Zeppelin, B-52's, Evanescence, Ramones, Grateful Dead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Beastie Boys, Green Day, Nile Rodgers and CHIC, Al Jolson, Clay Aiken and anything else with a flugelhorn in it.
Favorite Books The Holy Bible for swearing in witnesses and defendants of course!

What's the earliest you've gotten up to watch cartoons and what did you see?

Sorry, I ask the questions. And Spongebob Squarepants airs in the afternoon!