Hillbilly Mom

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Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Teacher
Location	Missouri, United States
Introduction	I am old, and have 2 young kids and an old husband. My days are pretty full just annoying them.
Interests	Reading, Writing, Arithmetic (no not really that is too much like work), ER the best TV show in the world, reality TV, making fun of people (my husband says)
Favorite Movies	Scotland PA, Primary Colors, True Grit, The Trouble With Angels, Girl Interrupted, Lonesome Dove, The Cutting Edge, Empire Records, Heartbreakers
Favorite Music	Niagara Niagara Sountrack, Lynyrd Skynyrd Gold & Platinum, Paul Simon Graceland, Liz Phair Whitechocolatespaceegg, Sweethearts of the Rodeo
Favorite Books	The Stand, A Map of the World, The Glass Castle, Running With Scissors, House of Sand and Fog, Illusions, Gone With the Wind, Bleachy-Haired Honky B*#!@, The World According to Garp

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I would lift my eyepatch, and gouge the gaping hole with my hook-arm or my peg-leg.