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Industry Accounting
Occupation Preoccupied
Location Tejas, United States
Introduction I like to contemplate world events while polishing my toenails with Chanel Ballerina Pink polish. I usually do so while sipping a martini of Hendrix gin infused with cucumbers, and a slice of cucumber on the side of the glass. When finished contemplating world events and polishing my toenails, I like to contemplate my storage space and rearrange my health and beauty aids. I often drink water and actually get in water, whether it be a shower, a bath, or a cement pond. I am terrified of natural bodies of water, so I only dabble my toes in a lake, pond or ocean (if my toenail polish is dry.) When forced to get into natural bodies of water I only do so while wearing a life preserver. I never rob banks under any circumstance. I like to peer through curtains, but have none, so my time spent doing that is quite limited.
Interests Health and beauty aids, storage space, cucumbers, gin, water, and Chanel Ballerina Pink toenail polish
Favorite Movies Mommie Dearest, Godfather I & II, Prime Cut, Hud, Harper, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Bonnie and Clyde, Theif, Marathon Man, Bullet, Bowfinger, Imitation of Life, Pinky, Overboard, and other such classics.
Favorite Music Almost all music.
Favorite Books Among the Porcupines: A Memoir by Carol Matthau

If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?

Heavens no. If my whole body was programmed to blow up upon the introduction of a pepper or chili or curry, so be it. I was born to eat spicy and one cannot dare to defy one's nature. It is simply not advised. Who came up with this question anyway?