MaggieandBandit
My blogs
Blogs I follow
- Daily Dachshund and Dog News
- Fuck You, Penguin
- The Long and Short of it All: A Dachshund Dog News Magazine
- The Spin Cycle
Occupation | being dogs |
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Location | Savannah, GA, United States |
Introduction | Maggie, a diva dog, has the personality to match her royal nicknames. Bandit, a extremely sweet, smart 18-year-old puppy, would rather be digging a big hole in the backyard. |
Interests | Bandit: Rolling in deer poo, digging up mole trails; Maggie: Dry places to walk, sitting on mom's lap |
Favorite Movies | Bandit: Terminator series, Fargo (I want a chipper.); Maggie: anything with Audrey Hepburn or Grace Kelly |
Favorite Music | Bandit: White Snake; early Aerosmith; Van Halen (David Lee Roth years only) Maggie: Madonna, Grace Slick, Lady Gaga |
Favorite Books | Bandit: Weekly World News (I know it's not a book, but it's darn good literature and now it's gone.) Maggie: mostly magazines, especially Martha Stewart Living and Dwell |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Bandit: I'd call for Lassie; Maggie: I'd make the goat go get me a Cosmo. The Slinky's just a waste.