Jess

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Student
Location Brisbane, Queensland, Australia
Introduction Me? I am absolutely fantastic. I am as close to perfect as you can get in this world. What? Why are you laughing? Shut up, Damien, or suffer the wrath of Darth Nive! Okay, never mind, peoples... I AM AUSTRALIAN! I WANT TO USE AUSTRALIAN DATES FOR MY BIRTHDAY! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE IN THE USA JUST SPEAK ENGLISH! PROPER ENGLISH, NOT THAT MANGLED VERSION YOU TRY TO PASS OFF AS A LANGUAGE!
Favorite Movies Star Wars!
Favorite Books Oh, don't ask! Too many... Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Pern, Raymond E. Feist, David and Leigh Eddings...

You've successfully slain the dragon! How will you toast your marshmallows?

Oh! How dare you! I would NEVER kill a dragon! They are sweet things, and they are mine...