Hallux Valgus

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Introduction They once made a movie about my life and called it Star Wars. But only the crap Star Wars with that mincing twit Hayden Christiansen. You know that thing that looked like a mutant booger, talked like a retarded fortune cookie, but turned out to be a super sweet ninja electro swashbuckler? That was based on my autobiography. Sure, George Lucas took some creative license but still- there's no movie about your fucking life.