Chris

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Gender Male
Industry Education
Occupation I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you...
Location San Jose, California, United States
Introduction Chris bakes, bartends, walks dogs, makes a lovely wedding gift, slices & dices, lifts & separates, cooks in only seconds, bends, folds, mutilates, dances, prances, soars, bores, snores, files, piles, dials, kneads reeds and beads, floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee, pickles prickly peppers, sells sea shells with Suzy by the sea shore, chucks wood with woodchucks, lifts stains effortlessly, is new AND improved, is the brother of three, the uncle of five, the father of none, and a direct descendant of a guy named Lazard. He was married in November 2015 to a handsome and amazing Frenchman named Frédéric.
Interests Comedy, Simpsons, Family Guy, television, reality television, movies, (NOTE: not the crappy movies... the good ones--oh, crappy ones, too.)
Favorite Movies Nobody's Fool
Favorite Music I'm musically impaired, but I like a lot of different styles of music. (Rap, not so much.)
Favorite Books David Sedaris books, vintage cookbooks

The hair from your last haircut ... what would it say about your new style?

That I have no style.