El Gaucho

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Consulting
Occupation	Consultant
Location	Idaho, United States
Introduction	I live in Idaho and try to take advantage of the short growing season by jamming in as many vegetables, fruit tree/shrubs, and ornamental plants and flowers as I can into my 1/3 acre urban homestead. When not in the garden I (try to) blog about my adventures gardening, canning, dehydrating, cooking gluten free and vegetarian, and being a caretaker to one gluten free spouse and three deaf rescue dogs.
Interests	Gardening, basketball, volleyball, working as little as possible.
Favorite Music	Frightened Rabbit, The Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, Cat Power, The Eels, Band of Horses, The National, The Kills, Neutral Milk Hotel

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

I wouldn't. Not laughing at poop is akin to not liking puppies.