RETARDO MONTALBAN

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Location Barfansas
Introduction Farmer. Supermodel. Abortionist. Welfare Check-Casher. Pornographer. Nuclear Scientist. Ninja Master. Professor. Secret Agent. Hippie Pacifist. Destroyer of Wingnuts.
Interests "Activities which appear to have no meaning." Blogging @ Sadly, No! and elementropy
Favorite Music Danish Funeral Marches. Yodeling. Kazoo symphonies. Jugbands.