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About me

Occupation scottish loon
Location captains quarters, E-deck, United States
Introduction man behind the curtain... the smartest man on the planet, but nobody listens to me, so don't blame me for everything that's messed up, because you didn't listen to me in the first place...
Interests taking naps
Favorite Movies plan 9 from outer space, the creeping eye, anything with ben stein in it...
Favorite Music yodling, tibetian bagpipes, one hand clapping, nazi marches, Chopin backwards on a xylophone....
Favorite Books book? what's a book?, oh, yeah, i remember now.."Honey, whats my favorite book?".."Shut up you fat bastard, and for Gods sake put some clothes on"..yeah, that's it..my favorite book is...."Shut up you fat bastard, and for Gods sake put some clothes on"..

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silky smooth just as you knew they would be, resists chip dip stains too...