Austen
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Screenwriter |
| Location | Tokyo, Kanto, Japan |
| Introduction | Austen has served the Queen of England fresh brewed coffee, thusly earning him the title of Barista Level 63. He is also a master at logistics, bashing Scientology, and telekinesis. During his off time from pwning noobs and douches who can't order coffee, he writes another blog, regularily watches re-runs of Chuck Norris movies and makes God cry. *********************** "Chuck Norris is a badass." -Austen |
| Interests | Writing, Movies, Photography |
| Favorite Movies | Jaws, The Usual Suspects, Seven, Memento, Tommy Boy |
| Favorite Music | Alternative, Classical, Rock, Indie |
| Favorite Books | The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, Good Omens, The Alphabet of Manliness, The Pocket Guide to the Apocalypse, Battle Royale |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Ker-sizzle.