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Gender Female
Occupation Priest/Lifeguard/Teacher/Robot/Dildo Farmer
Location New Jersey, United States
Introduction Make something up, it'll probably be more interesting than the truth~
Favorite Movies The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Don't even get me started.

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Orange wooly shoes, duh. I'm all about matching. Maybe I could borrow DJ Lance Rock's hat, too... ((Google him, bitches.))