Alejandro Omidsalar

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Education
Occupation Graduate Student
Location Austin, TX, United States
Introduction "I've never been much of a bather." --Seth Brundle
Interests Horror movies, comic books, metal
Favorite Movies Phantasm, Halloween (1978), Blood Feast, Kurt Russell's filmography, Return of the Living Dead, Night of the Demons (1988)
Favorite Music Misfits, Kate Bush, Toxic Holocaust, Slayer, Charles Mingus, The Black Dahlia Murder, Municipal Waste, Wolves in the Throne Room, A Pregnant Light, Dressed in Streams
Favorite Books IT, Off Season, Cover, The Policy, Heart Shaped Box, 20th Century Ghosts, Horns, No Country for Old Men, The Hunter, A Confederate General in Big Sur, Dark Harvest, The Big Sleep, Old Man's War, The Forever War

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Bards don't need bows... They're jacks-of-all-trades, but most frequently work as musicians or performers of a kind. As long as I can think up limericks, caper, or spit poetry, I'll be in the bard business.