Dr. Barlow

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Gender Female
Industry Education
Occupation Writer, Teacher
Location San Antonio, Texas, United States
Introduction As a recently minted doctor, I am currently working on a book tentatively entitled "Survival Strategies: How to Live Well When the Body Betrays", which offers a humorous look at the strategies I've learned over a lifetime of living with eating and food problems.
Interests Literature - classics, general fiction, speculative fiction, African-American, Nutrition/Food and Exercise, Food Allergies and Celiac Disease, Binge Eating and Obesity
Favorite Books paradise, beloved, praisesong for the widow, written on the body, my antonia, invisible man, mrs. dalloway, the intuitionist, v, the quest for christa t., caucasia, anything by mercedes lackey

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

conventional wisdom tells us that milkshakes, not being sentient beings or animate, cannot feel. however, for the sake of argument, lets say they do feel. then, the milkshake feels superior to the apple - it may not be as healthy, but it is more flexible and moveable than an apple. like the tree that can bend, the milkshake knows its superiority.