Lisa Wines

About me

Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Voice/Film Actor, Writer, Comic
Location Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
Introduction I am a writer, comic, voice/film actor and professor of strange and wonderful things. Most of my career I spent having the blood sucked out of me by corporate America. I learned quite a bit in the process, so I'm (somewhat) grateful. The experience gave me lots of material for stand-up comedy (which includes teaching MBA and university students).
Interests Iconoclastic mythologies of the northwestern penurious plebes and other miscreants of the now-defunct farcical Newtonian disorders. Oh, and pugilistic catatonic societies of the primordial creep.
Favorite Movies Reds
Favorite Music Blues

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

I have been faking it all my life. Why stop now?