Brian

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Gender Male
Industry Government
Occupation Contractor
Location Alexandria, VA
Interests Baseball, Global thermonuclear war (or a nice game of chess), Reading, Travelling, 1980s, Obscure trivia
Favorite Movies Die Hard, Caddyshack, Road House, Godfather, Goodfellas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Spies Like Us, Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs, It, Office Space, Monty Python (any of them)
Favorite Music Van Halen, Stevie Wonder, Living Colour, Harry Connick Jr, Stevie Ray Vaughn, John Coltrane, Miles Davis
Favorite Books Moneyball, The Numbers Game, The Stand, Dracula

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

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