Helena

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Gender Female
Occupation Creative Advisor / Arse In Gearer / Row Referee / Housework Dodger
Location United Kingdom
Introduction §...I'm a Blogger nut and mum of 3 wacky, wonderful all-grown-up kiddylings. ☼ I'm an ABE and AEE tutor and I also sing, write and play guitar. I love music and a laaaarf ♫ ♥ ♫ and have no intention of ever growing up ...I adore my MAGPIE TALES group on a Sunday. Leaving a HEY! HEY! at the start of any comments I make to other Magpie Tales authors means I'm WELL IMPRESSED by the write. I won't, however, leave CRAP! CRAP! at any I'm not so impressed by. Are we sitting uncomfortably? Let's go! Welcome to LaLaLenaLand!...§
Interests Music, songwriting, guitar, painting murals, creative writing, London, cats, hiding, design gardening, sighing, World Cinema, comedy, gigging, Music Producers, annoying the cat *******
Favorite Movies FAVOURITE FILMS:>>>>>>>>, The Kidnappers, Drop Dead Fred, Fatherland, Ramchand Pakistani, Edward Scissorhands, Spun, Beautiful Dreamers, The Believers, Little Otik, Benny and Joon, Sex and Death 101, Sweet Hostage, The Eye, The After Life, Splice, The Hitcher, Fish Story, Harold and Maude, The Magdalene Sisters, I Give It A Year, Heavenly Creatures, Vera Drake, Mask, In The Loop, The Silence Of Lorna, The Fall, Scenes From a Marriage, Cloud Atlas, Sixty Six, Sweet Hostage, Hairspray (John Waters version), This Years Love, Pans Labyrinth, Disco Pigs, The Killing Of John Lennon, Hear My Song, Lolita, Leon, Tokyo Sonata, The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner, A Breed Apart, Elizabeth, The Dreamlife of Angels, Angela's Ashes, Ladyhawke, The Luzhin Defence, Kill Bill 1+2, Benny and Joon, A Beautiful Mind, Moolaade, The Prime Of Miss Jean Brodie, Stigmata, Anita And Me, Blade Runner, Poison Ivy, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Ae Fond Kiss, Bring Me The Head Of Mavis Davis, The Red Balloon, Brahms Stoker's Dracula, Forever Lulu, Milk and Honey, The Hunger, Turks Fruit, Labyrinth, Past Midnight, Land Of The Dead, Goodnight Mr.Tom, Serenity, Interview With The Vampire, The Trouble With Angels, Shaun Of The Dead, Kes, Twelve Monkeys, Savage Grace, 24 Hour Party People, Candy, The Prophecy, Ladyhawke, One Missed Call, The Cell, Cyrano de Bergerac, Lady In The Water, Simon Baker, Jim Sturgess, Adrian Brody *****
Favorite Music FAVOURITE MUSIC;>>>>>>>>, Suede, The Tears, Proclaimers, Casino, Bowie, Kirsty McColl, Blondie, Supertramp, Mat Kearney, The Debut, Paloma Faith, Squeeze, No Need For Idols, The Kinnardly's, Talking Heads, The National, Placebo, Hotel India, Kassidy, The Divine Comedy, The Signals, The Supposers, Snow Patrol, Unit 7, Vampire Weekend, The Hoosiers, Travis, Seasick Steve, Bip Wilson, Eddie Reader, Pink, Biffy Clyro, Leigh McIwain, Abbey-Skye, Crowded House, Lady Antebellum, Fun, Bay City Rollers, Zoo Story, Girl In A Coma, Dirty Pretty Things, Debbie Harry, Futon, Robert Palmer, Brett Anderson.*****
Favorite Books FAVOURITE BOOKS:>>>>>>>>, Fatherland., Merry Christmas Mr.Lawrence, Don't Eat The Teacher, Interview With The Vampire, The Dwelling Place, Lucky Jim, The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time, Fifty Shades Of Grey, Dominion, The Stone Diaries, Welcome to Xanadu, The Forgotten Garden, Tom Dick and Debbie Harry, The Broons, Tim Kipper, Blackwater Lightship, The Bad Mother's Handbook, Taff The Sheepdog, Oor Wullie, The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner, The Aura and the Kingfisher, Codswallop, The Beano Annual, My Boyfriend Is A Twat, The Runaway, Thinking Of You, Crummy Mummy, Outlander, The Burying Beetle, Harry Potter, Affair, Think Not Fail Not, Shining Through

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