The Eighth Earl of Sidcup
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Aspiring Dictator |
| Introduction | Roderick Spode is the spiritual, intellectual and rhetorical founder of the Saviours of Britain, though you will doubtlessly know them as the Black Shorts. Noble, erect and determined of purpose, Lord Sidcup has taken his crusade online to bring the sensible policies of the Black Shorts to the world. |
| Interests | World Domination, the scientific study of the English knee, maximizing the contribution of railways to the shipping of livestock by optimizing the track gauges. |
| Favorite Movies | Triumph of the Will |
| Favorite Music | Rule Britannia, Martial Music |
| Favorite Books | Mein Kampf, Protocol of the Elders of Zion, The Art of War, Dianetics |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
Roderick Spode, We place our trust in thee/ Our knightly knight/ Our mighty might/ Who has such perfect knees! Roderick Spode, Whose pants are very starched As surely as toads do croak/ You're a smashing bloke/ Our British knees are on the march. HEIL SPODE!