Kate

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Gender Female
Location Portland, Oregon
Introduction I come from half country bumpkin/half ghetto I'll-pop-a-cap-in-yo-ass town on the Texas coast: population 16,984. Currently living in Portland, Oregon with my sweet husband and our darling girls, Violet and Jane. Oh, and two fuzzy cats - because, hey, what's life without gobs of animal hair to clean up after?

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Escape?