Gerbeel Haamster
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| Location | The Republic of Kanadamn |
|---|---|
| Introduction | Gerbeel Haamster is an expatriate Dutch-born, Afghan Al Qeda member currently residing in Canada. He claims to be one of the last Al Qeda members to leave Tora-Bora, somehow making his way out thru Europe by train and on to Canada by Norwegian fishing trawler. Mr. Haamster also claims to be actively recruiting new Al Qeda members, with his stated goal being the overthrow of the current Canadian government and the installation of his own Taliban-like ruling authority. He is promising free pot and the restoration of Canadian rock and roll to world-wide promenence. He also states his wish that the new country be called "Kanadamn". He now lives somewhere near Toronto where he daily smokes "lots of reefer", plots against both freedom and Noam Chomsky (who he considers his main rival) and occasionally releases his pronouncements. These pronouncements, are of course taken very seriously by the DNC, Islamists world-wide and all Palestinian sympathizers. Alec Baldwin has been quoted as saying "Gerbeel is kinda like a prophet". |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
I, the Gerbeel One, will tell It when the talking is done. Then I'll hand It a backpack and give It directions to the nearest Mosque.