Lady D

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About me

Gender Female
Location Indianapolis, IN, United States
Introduction I'm a woman who loves life. I've recently taken my life into my own hands, and I started the process in March 2017 towards bariatric surgery. In November 2017, I underwent Gastric Bypass surgery to help with my health, and to give me a longer life with my family.
Interests Reading, Music, Movies, History, Photography, Hiking, My Family
Favorite Movies Braveheart, Penelope, Saving Private Ryan, Ever After, The Patriot, Pride and Prejudice, Practical Magic, Persuasion, Jane Eyre, Last of the Mohicans, The Princess Bride
Favorite Music Depends on the day, but usually Alternative Rock
Favorite Books Pride and Prejudice, Ilona Andrews, Jane Eyre, Persuasion, Harry Potter, Outlander Series

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

A bard is a singer, not an archer, so, I'd just sing, and turn my bow into a lute to play music with.