Darker Shade of Jay

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Con-man.
Location Apache Junction, Arizona, United States
Introduction I'm a guitarist/magician/con-man/philosopher/sexpert, and all around decent guy. All of these things...are self-proclaimed.
Politically:Libertarian
Religiously: Anti-religion
Normally: Open-minded
Interests Smart women, Sexy women, social-savvy women, and a good time...with women. In all seriousness...Philosophy, reading, clubbing, writing, parting, drinking, smoking, and i can't forget about women.
Favorite Movies The list is too large. Basically anything that makes me think, makes me laugh has excessive gore, and/or is trippy as fuck. All of the above is good too. boondock saints, The shining, and the jay and silent bob movies are all pretty decent examples
Favorite Music I dig Heavy Metal, Indie-Rap, Alternative, Old-school rap, Hardcore punk (80's please), and some grunge.
Favorite Books Anything by Stephen King, Chuck Paluniuk, Anne Rice, or Ayn Rand.

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

Tell him that i actually hate candy apples, and i got it to give out to a trick-or-treater. And this is why the apple is lined with razors. I was born with the gift of poker face.