Matthew R. X. Dentith
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Dancer on the Hit Parade |
| Introduction | Known at birth as the boy most likely to become an ego-maniac, HORansome was carefully groomed for the position in society all felt he was soon to fill. Unfortunately, due to a lack on concerted effort on all parts Mr. Ransome still hasn't lived up to his promise. He does like to write, however. |
| Interests | Conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory theories |
| Favorite Movies | Requiem for a Dream, Citizen Kane, Brain Donors, The Prestige |
| Favorite Music | 1920s Big Band Swing, Eighties Horror Ambients |
| Favorite Books | His own |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
Via Comedy!