Hairy Chris

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Location London, United Kingdom
Interests Sleeping, eating, drinking, reading, guitars.
Favorite Movies Anything involving 1) Random violence & comedy or 2) Clint Eastwood.
Favorite Music All sorts of crap. Lots of metal but a bunch of other stuff too.
Favorite Books Hunter S Thompson, Umberto Eco, Contemporary Ancient Roman & Greek histories, crap Sci-Fi, Robert Rankin, and any other book that looks thick & interesting.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

What the fuck are you on about? I'll punch a hole in your fucking apple if you're not careful. Cocks.