Spanky

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Certified Whiner
Introduction I love sarcasm. Laughing til I pee. And using big words I don't know the meaning of. I'm bitchy - mostly on Tuesdays and I like to pretend that I'm a writer. I like presents, so feel free to send them to me. I fall down a lot. I stick my foot in my mouth daily (double jointed) and I love using quotation marks. And my middle finger - but only when I can't think of a good comeback.
Interests "Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday." -- Dale Carnegie