Mythical Monkey

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
Location United States
Introduction Look at me—Joe College, with a touch of arthritis. Are my eyes really brown? Uh, no, they're green. Would we have the nerve to dive into the icy water and save a person from drowning? That's a key question. I, of course, can't swim, so I never have to face it. Say, haven't you anything better to do than to keep popping in here early every morning and asking a lot of fool questions?
Interests The Philadelphia redhead, movies, baseball, writing novels, walking the dog.
Favorite Movies Casablanca, Duck Soup, Out Of The Past, Rio Bravo, Holiday, The Thing From Another World, Rear Window, A Hard Day's Night, The Thin Man, The Horse's Mouth, The Apartment
Favorite Music The Beatles, Liz Phair, The Who, Frank Sinatra
Favorite Books Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jane Austen