Christy

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Location Birmingham, AL, United States
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Introduction I'm an emotional, odd, goofy, nerdy, think-i'm-funny, mom of two who just needs everyone to shut up; i'm writing!

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

There once was a frog who wanted to be a prince so he stole a wig from the king and tried to trick the queen into kissing him. She did, but it didn't work because she was the queen and not a princess so he lived in a squishy bog for the rest of his frog life. Now stop asking me for stories and go to sleep!