CraftyGuy

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation Software Engineer, but don't want to be
Location Fitchburg, Massachusetts, United States
Introduction Happily married to my wonderful - and very patient - wife Patti. We have 3 kids, 2 of which are at home, and our cat, Angel (a.k.a. Her Royal Meowjesty), who thinks she rules the universe. Working as a QA engineer in the computer industry, but would rather not.
Interests cooking, crochet, golf, photography, woodworking, barbershop singing
Favorite Movies Mr. Holland's Opus, The Music Man, The Breakfast Club, Facing the Giants, Men of Honor
Favorite Books Eats Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Shack

You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?

When his head explodes