Scott
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| Location | Columbia, MO, United States |
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| Introduction | i wear glasses and have almost no night vision. i've permanently damaged my hearing by going to too many concerts. my sense of smell is extremely weak, which presumably affects my taste. i regularly get cold symptoms that last for weeks at a time. i'm basically the inverse Wolverine. |
| Interests | bicycles, glam rock, Jameson Irish Whiskey, Freddy Mercury's mustache, ice cream |
| Favorite Movies | Back to the Future part 2 |
| Favorite Books | Anything with Fabio on the cover |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
i don't know how to write it out exactly, but just imagine 20 solid minutes of two elks humping.