Grumpy Ogre

About me

Gender Male
Occupation Caterer
Location Santa Cruz, CA, United States
Introduction 40 something gamer and father of 3
Interests Warhammer, Warhammer 40K, Flames of War, World War 2 History, Dust, Magic the Gathering, Video Games, World of Tanks
Favorite Movies Star Wars (episodes 4-6), Pulp Fiction, The Great Escape, Kelly's Heroes, A Bridge Too Far
Favorite Music Metallica, Beastie Boys, Dr Dre, Cheezy 80s Metal, Iron Maiden, Slayer
Favorite Books Lord of the Rings, Sharnara series, Belgariad

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I wouldn't