Bad at Life

About me

Gender Male
Industry Student
Occupation Graduate Student
Location Washington, D.C., United States
Introduction "It only takes one drink to get me drunk, but I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." - George Burns
Favorite Movies The Royal Tenenbaums, Igby Goes Down, A Few Good Men, Old School, Rushmore, High Fidelity
Favorite Music Johnny Cash, The Velvet Underground, Magnetic Fields, Wilco, and really bad 80's music
Favorite Books A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Generation Kill, A People's History of the United States, The Zanzibar Chest

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

Definitely soap. There are fewer splinters involved--although I did get some weird looks for my soap whittling when I was in prison.