tif
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | registered nurse |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | hi, i'm tiffany, tif to most people. i live in kansas (please don't look me up and kill me, that'd be awesome). I am a night shift peds nurse who never gets the sleep i'd like...so when i do it's, well, rapturous. or something. i transfer to the picu at the first of the year and i sincerely hope i'm smart enough to do that. time will tell. i' m a huge child advocate, especially for pediatric oncology. i'm very tangential, addicted to starbucks and use entirely too many parentheses. i have two kids, Wonderboy and Princess, who are 8 and 4. I also had to change their names to blog names due to nasty porn searchers. my husband is jason and he worked on a psych ward...i frequently asked him to admit me (or the kids) when i'm alone with them but he's disloyal and refused. he is now a SAHD. yes, i'm very lucky. he lets me sleep and out of all things domestic. he and i are epileptic; we're TONS of fun at parties with a trick like that. instant conversation starter, lemme tell ya. this is my first blog and i'm psyched. keep reading me, it makes me feel pretty. |
| Interests | reading, playing with kids, WORK WORK WORK, drink to forget work (just kidding, unless mt. dew counts), bitching about everything that annoys me, blah blah blah. and now i blog. |
| Favorite Movies | Rent, Empire Records, The Family Stone, Steel Magnolias, Coyote Ugly, seasons of Grey's Anatomy....i don't really get to watch that many movies, i like tv series better. |
| Favorite Music | Muse, Pink, Coldplay, Blue October, just discovered Jack's Mannequin, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Rent soundtrack...well, any musical soundtrack bc i'm a dork, a local band that dissolved called Caroline's Spine, 90's music, Nirvana, Garbage |
| Favorite Books | Twilight series, Harry Potter, Stephanie Plum novels, Nora Roberts books, anything with good smut scenes. |
Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:
does it count if i use my teeth? or a homeless guy?