Dave

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Gender	Male
Industry	Religion
Occupation	Father Ted (previously: Gentleman Adventurer and Professional Eschatologist).
Location	The rugged mountains of Norfolk, United Kingdom
Introduction	Bringer of joy and happiness to the world.
Interests	Archaeology, Books, Bricklaying, Cricket, Gardening, History, Painting (watercolours and acrylics), Photography, Walking, Space.
Favorite Movies	Alien, Blade Runner, Dogma, Exitenz, Gattaca, Jaberwocky, Leon, Life of Brian, Outland, Serenity, The Last of the Mohicans, The Name of the Rose, Zulu
Favorite Music	Nothing of which I am proud.
Favorite Books	Anything by Iain [M] Banks, Barchester Towers, Catch 22, Enigma, Foucault's Pendulum, Gormenghast (but not vol. 3), Miss Smilla's Feeling for Snow, My Dear Sally, On Green Dolphin Street, Ringworld, Scoop, The History of Mr Polly, The History of the World in 10½ Chapters, The Polish Officer, the list goes on and on...

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I would get in the goat (it's a rowing goat) and wait for the water level to rise. Whilst waiting I would expect the slinky lady to amuse me.