AxmxZ
My blogs
| Industry | Publishing |
|---|---|
| Occupation | writer |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | I am Joulupukki, the hircine haecceity of Father Christmas. |
| Interests | With enough grass, everything's interesting. |
| Favorite Movies | I'm very partial to shadow puppets. |
| Favorite Music | The blood-curling screams of my enemies and the ecstatic moans of their women. No, wait - the other way around. |
| Favorite Books | The Book of General Ignorance, The Book of Major Incompetence, and the Big Picture Book of Viruses. |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
No. I was the one who spontaneously birthed an emo poem, burst into tears and ran out of the room.