Shalom

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Gender Male
Industry Student
Occupation Procrastinator/Part-time Underwear Model
Location Los Angeles, California, United States
Introduction I complain, therefore I am.
Interests Satire, Comedy, Movies, Comfortable Pillows, Writing, Imagination, Reading, Good Story-tellers, Women That Aren't Completely Insane, trying not to be irritated by things and failing, staying up all night for basically no good reason, falling asleep in inappropriate places
Favorite Movies Anything Will Ferrell has ever graced with his Midas touch, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Anything by Don Hertzfeldt, TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze, Booty Hunters 33: The Hunt for Red Booty-tober
Favorite Music anything compelling and with substance, and polka, a whole lot of polka.
Favorite Books Freakonomics, The Know-It-All, Live From New York, The Great Gatsby, Catcher in the Rye, America: The Book (A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction), 1984, Anything Dave Eggers, Anything Al Franken, Goosebumps

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

I would be covered in frosting and passed out in a diabetic coma (preferrably on a deliciously adorable gingerbread couch).