xtinehlee

About me

Gender Female
Occupation Writer
Introduction Hufflepuff. Honeybadger. Crisis Unicorn. Writer. Mom. Chicken Owner. Novel (GOLEM OF SEOUL) and memoir (WHOLE), both forthcoming from Ecco. twitter: @xtinehlee
Interests backpacking, reading, writing, traveling, cooking, television, filling out these little forms all the time...
Favorite Books The Great Gatsby, The Wind Up Bird Chronicle, Norwegian Wood, Middlesex...

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I’d feed the slinky to the goat. Then the goat would shit the slinky out with great force, at which point we’d all bounce out of the well.