Kukka-Maria
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Exiled Monarch, Blogging Genius & Adored Celebrity |
| Location | West Michigan, United States |
| Introduction | After my break-up with Brad Pitt, I realized I needed a hobby. When my Agent refused to provide me with a gigolo, I turned to blogging. It worked out in the end, though, as my fans are always craving a glimpse into my glamorous life. I live with a selfish talent agent (a.k.a. The Scooper) and a brainy feline husband--both of whom don't seem to recognize my fame, even though I constantly tell them how incredibly popular I am! In addition to Meow, I speak several languages--but have never gotten the hang of Canadian. (Eh?) Despite being banished to a cat carrier in cargo, I have traveled the globe numerous times. Yes, I know. Shocking! CARGO!! I have lived wildly, loved passionately, and eaten my weight in cat treats in one sitting. After all...I am The Empress! |
| Interests | Dodging the paparazzi, dating the hot cats in my Tomcat Stable, answering fan mail, looking in the mirror, falling in love with my leading men, begging for treats, destroying The Agent's property, tap dancing. |
| Favorite Movies | Anything in which I've starred. |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
Another statue? How many do my people need?