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About me

Occupation preoccupied
Location Dullsville, New York, United States
Introduction Here i am. My butt is growing even as we speak. One day in the future you'll see me on TV as the incredibly large-assed woman. It's good to have dreams.
Favorite Music How about unfavorites? Don't give me twang, window shaking bass, glurge, or songs about Kidneys in Coolers. Or Bob Dylan. The man can't sing.
Favorite Books Schmaltzy romance, preferably with really smutty covers. Aww yeah.

You laughed so hard you can't catch your breath. Stick out your tongue and show us what's funny:

My tongue ring? Although generally infants find it funnier than say, oh, MY MOTHER, who didn't see it until my wedding day. Heh.