'Cuz I Felt Like It!

My blogs

Gender	Female
Location	Dirty South, GA
Introduction	WARNING! I got a helluva fowl mouth so if you're easily offended, I'd skip readin' my blog.....ever. Now, about me: I'm married to my best friend and have been since 1995. I have two of the coolest kids that think I'm the coolest mom ever on most days and the worst mom ever on some days. They ask a lot of questions and if I don't know the answer, I just make somethin' up. Even though I'm a wife and a mom, I still maintain my own identity and will always be a kid at heart. I make bears that I call Battle Scarred Bears....they're missing limbs and are pretty flippin' sweet if I must say so myself. I sell some of them on etsy from time to time so check it out! My favorite words are awesome, awesomer, awesomest, shit ton, butt ton, really?, seriously?, assface, assbackery, and a few more that contain the "F" word so I leave 'em out. In my opinion, I'm pretty much awesome.
Interests	My crazy little family, watchin' my kids fight and then make up, old cars, dancin', Starbucks, Hello Kitty, watchin' drunk boys fight, red damn near raw meat, beat up shoes, damn good times with damn good friends.