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Introduction Wife. Mother of two. Failed perfectionist. Member of the vast right wing conspiracy. Not bitter, but still clings to her guns and religion. Christian, and so glad she's forgiven for all her bad language.

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

The fact that it's probably covered in puke.