Patricia ~ The Naked Writer
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Comedian, Spiritual Therapist, Psychedelic Integration Therapist, Writer, Former Exotic Dancer, Yoga Instructor, Vintage Video Game Sales |
| Location | Vancouver , British Columbia, Canada |
| Introduction | With the cartooning skills of a 4 year old and the writing skills of a rock, I am sure to be famous! Follow me... The Naked Writer, is an unconventional occupational connoisseur, who blogs to conquer her fears of sharing her shady past publicly. She explores the taboo topics of her life, including her wild escapades in Exotic Dancing, Stand-up Comedy, Gambling, Cosmetic Surgery, Tantra, Yoga, Pizza Delivery and Meditation. Sick of censoring her true self, this exotic connoisseur uses The Writing Womb as a nurturing safe place to reminisce about her experiences and hilarious anecdotes. Smothered in sarcasm, and topped with self deprecating, witty, satirical humor that is usually accompanied with original cartoon depictions. A blog to let it all hang out and tell it like it is. |
| Interests | Shamanism, Ceremonies, Ayahuasca, Plant Medicines, DMT, Huachuma, Comedy, Standup, Comedy Coaching, Writing, My Eyes Are Bigger Thank My Vagina Memoir Book, Shameless self promotion, narcissism, Reading, Laughing, Teaching, Learning New Things, Investigating what I already know, Writing, Classical guitar, Singing out of the earshot of everyone else, Yoga, Computers, Roller blading/skating, Hiking, Swimming, Caving, Snorkeling, Just chillin', Hammocks, Salsa dancing, Reading, Solitude, peace and quiet, white sandy beaches and turqoise oceans, libraries, motorbikes, meditation, laughing, Kevin Smith, Steve Carrell, Comedy, Existentialism, Philosophy, Being as Authentic as possible, Figuring out what the point of anything is |
| Favorite Movies | Fight Club, High Fidelity, Groundhog Day, The Matrix, Zoolander, Amelie, Old Boy, Buffalo 66, Magnolia, V for Vendetta, Science of Sleep, Existenz, Being John Malchovic, Human Nature, 1408, Videodrome, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Labryinth, Diva, Sin City, Dogma, Waking Life, I Heart Huckabees, Truman Show, Water, Synecdoche, Vanilla Sky, Wanted, Samsara, Great Expectations, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Happiness, Total Recall, Twelve Monkeys, Just Friends, Adaptation, Pallindrome, Anchor Man, 40 Year Old Virgin, Star Wars, Chasing Amy, X Men, Ghostbusters, So I married an Axe Murderer, Happy Gilmore, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Dave Chappelle, Batman, Rocky 1, 4 and 6, The Game, The Witches of Eastwick, Office Space, Enter the Dragon, The Graduate, Dan in Real Life, Notting Hill, Love Actually, Tv; Family Guy, The Office, x-files, South Park, Star Trek New Generation |
| Favorite Music | Radiohead, Big Wreck, The Black Crows, The Tea Party, Tracy Bonham, UB40, Nine Inch Nails, Moby, Velvet Revolver, Prem Joshua, I Mother Earth, Smashing Pumpkins, Sheryl Crow, Stone Temple Pilots, Grizzly Bear, The Butthole Surfers, Bob Marley, Chevelle, Daniel Wesley, Fiona Apple, James Taylor, Natalie Merchant, Portishead, Creed, Lykke Li, Bjork, Aimee Mann, Bright Eyes, Poe, Jenny Lewis, Feist, System of a Down, Tool, Pink Floyd, Tracy Chapman, Otis Redding, The Beta Band, Joan Osborne, K.T. Tunstall, Audioslave, Slash's Snakepit |
| Favorite Books | My Eyes Are Bigger Than My Vagina, Running With Scissors, The Great and Secret Show, A moveable feast, Food of the Gods, Invisible Landscapes, Tropic of Cancer, Tropic of Capricorn, Season of the Witch, Siddhartha, Doors of Perception, Dantes Inferno, Catcher in the Rye, Witch of Portobello |
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
Of course fish need a bicycle especially if they don't have a car and the grocery store is far or if they work in the circus.