the jaded viewer

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Internet
Location	New York, New York, United States
Introduction	I'm a paranoid,schizophrenic, sci-fi obsessed, delusional fan boy of life.I use to want to be an FBI agent but hate the government. The best word to descibe myself is: !@#$%^&* ()_+=. I like bacon cheeseburgers and veggie fries. I have an award winning personality. I use sitcom writers to write my everyday dialogue.I was a movie star for 6.8 seconds. I talk like I'm in the Buffyverse. I can use my telepathic powers to toast bread. I believe aliens abduct me every Tuesday. My mind is filled with leftoverthoughts which can be found here: http://www.jadedviewer.com. My sentences tend to end abruptly like thi----.
Interests	watching and reviewing the world of horror, splatter, gore, cult, grindhouse, trash, b-movie, erotica, indie, asian and exploitation films, I also like the Mets and eating bizarre foods
Favorite Movies	horror, splatter, gore, cult, grindhouse, trash, b-movie, erotica, indie, asian, exploitation, sci fi, star trek, superhero, porn
Favorite Music	punk rock, hardcore, emo, pop punk, cal punk, nyc hardcore
Favorite Books	Bukowski, Murukami, World War Z was the last book I read which rocked.

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

Yes. I also believe that religious figures such as Jesus and Moses were time travelers